Martie's Blog's Blog Part 2

Wow, Where do I start? it has been a month of me reading and at times laughing at Martie's Blogs.

I have learned so much from reading her blogs. I now know what a Bumpit is, easy curves, and snuggies. I now know what her walls say and that alone taught me so much. I now know that she likes hunky little guys have our age. I also know she doesn't let a little New Year's resolution get in the way of her whining.

I also learned that a little leg lamp can be a blast! I little fish net and a little fringe gets you all kinds of attention. So now I say Martie needs to don her fish nets and a fringy lil' skirt and then take Alegra out on the town. It would be like Martie and her "mini me minus a leg, torso and head" having a blast in all of SLC.

So now I have a few questions: Did Alegra enjoy the cupcake shop? I hope when she gains weight it isn't in her thighs or we'll have to get her a bigger lamp shade. We can't have Alegra sporting a Butthigh now can we?

Can Alegra make a snow angel?
Can Alegra play hop scotch or twister?

I look forward to seeing many more adventures with Alegra. Maybe she can take a Fed ex trip to Tennessee and have some adventures to share back at home. :)

Martha's Blog's Blog

Hi, Since Martie's Blogs have added so much entertainment, me and the turtle are going to comment on some of her blogs and hopefully coach Martie on how to not be so disappointed with day to day life. Now we know she embraces life, however she shouldn't have to live with seeing double bubble boobies at Target, or her vehicular turrette's syndrome and the like. We feel with a little coaching Martie will see the beauty in such things and appreciate what the Salt Lake community has to offer.

For example: If someone has the double bubble boobies why tell them to get a bigger bra? That could forever change her blog entries if everyone wore a bra that fit. How bout saying "I saw a lady with a bra too small.... it reminded me of the beauty of a perfectly baked muffin topping out and cresting over the muffin pan"? Now we all know we don't appreciate a bra too small, but a big fluffy muffin brings enjoyment to so many lives. Come on Martie.... find the beauty in people's flaws!

Another example: Vehicular Turrette's syndrome: So, someone is driving 25 in a 45. Why get upset? Enjoy the drive, take time to see the sites and get enjoyment knowing the slow a$$ driver is enjoying the same beautiful sites as you! Maybe they are savoring the beauty of the highway or even the beauty of looking at you in the rear view mirror. Now does that deserve them to receive your frustrations? I'm just saying...... (LOL)

The Turtle: Ok, a turtle stuck on his back is the saddest site. They are deprived of food, water, etc. Not to mention how Beck feels. Where is there enjoyment being stuck looking up peoples sweaty shorts as they walk by and looking at the dirty ceiling tiles? Give the girl pitty!

I hope these few tips enlighten you for when you experience these types of situations. Continue to blog as normal and we'll be sure to continue the coaching and let you know if it receives a thumbs up!