Wow, Where do I start? it has been a month of me reading and at times laughing at Martie's Blogs.
I have learned so much from reading her blogs. I now know what a Bumpit is, easy curves, and snuggies. I now know what her walls say and that alone taught me so much. I now know that she likes hunky little guys have our age. I also know she doesn't let a little New Year's resolution get in the way of her whining.
I also learned that a little leg lamp can be a blast! I little fish net and a little fringe gets you all kinds of attention. So now I say Martie needs to don her fish nets and a fringy lil' skirt and then take Alegra out on the town. It would be like Martie and her "mini me minus a leg, torso and head" having a blast in all of SLC.
So now I have a few questions: Did Alegra enjoy the cupcake shop? I hope when she gains weight it isn't in her thighs or we'll have to get her a bigger lamp shade. We can't have Alegra sporting a Butthigh now can we?
Can Alegra make a snow angel?
Can Alegra play hop scotch or twister?
I look forward to seeing many more adventures with Alegra. Maybe she can take a Fed ex trip to Tennessee and have some adventures to share back at home. :)
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First off, I never said that I would give up whining, just cut back, which I've SO done, so pipe down already!
ReplyDeleteSecond, Alegra wasn't present for the trip to the cupcake shop, so need to worry about her getting a buthigh or anything.
Third, Alegra cannot make a snow angel or play twister, but she can definitely hopscotch.
Fourth, you've never heard of a peanut-butter and honey sandwich? Seriously?
And finally, I think that I'm the only one to ever come to your blog. Maybe you need to advertise on your facebook page. ha ha ha Oh yah, and write more than once every 4 months. That might bump up the readership, too. I'm just sayin'...